And I would bet a small fortune many of you have tried and failed miserably. Trying to have sex with a stripper is a delicate dance that requires finesse, patience, and, most importantly, a touch of self-control. Every single guy before you and after you has and will proposition these girls on promises of the world if they would just fuck them. But if you follow this manual, it might just give you an advantage over the competition. A rookie mistake.
How can I take a stripper home with me?
How to Date a Stripper: 9 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow
I've always had trouble reading social cues, but in the strip club, where rules and roles are crystal clear, I finally learned to connect. I walked past the stage and sat down at the bar, the neon lights illuminating my pink teddy, shadowed eyes, and crimson lips. I ordered my first drink of the night and took inventory of the club. There were a few listless customers scattered around, hunching over bar stools, and a dancer circling the pole. I waved over a colleague, a transplant from Manchester with hair extensions that kissed her velvet garter belt. We grumbled about how slow business was until I spotted a paunchy man at the bar.
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Ever dream of bedding that sexy girl on stage with the perfect tits and the awesome ass. The one that is slowly shucking her clothes and swaying to the music and acting like she needs to be serviced. I know you have.